Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to
gold.

The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.

Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.

Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe
place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other
and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the
resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked
Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80’s.

Mr T’s chains are not made of gold, they are actually made of curium,
one of the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the
CIA to slow him down, and you’re lucky they do, fool.

Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has
three Ys and a T. He’s more man than you’ll ever be.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in
separate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

Mr. T is the reason the sky is blue. Don’t ask stupid questions.

Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5
minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to
eat three.

Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast
and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the
woods.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then
created Pity.

Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of
disguise. Mr T didn’t have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn’t
recognize him out of fear.

Mr. T coined the phrase, “I see dead people,” after the waiting staff at
Denny’s forgot his birthday.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going
to walk.

Mr. T does not actually pity fools. He is just being sarcastic. No one
has noticed because it is difficult to pick up such subtleties while
being bludgeoned.

Gravity dosen’t exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay down. Birds
and planes are exempt because they are shaped like Ts.